Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Step To The SIIIIIIIDE

LET Me speak on this Isssssh....


A friend of mine asked me... "Am I The SIDE Chick"...Because She Wasn't Sure...So I Told Her...Ask Yourself...These Simple Questions...And Then You'll Know If You Are The Official SIDE CHICK...




*Clears Throat*...Here We Go...




#1 Does He Whisper When You Call Him @ Time?
#2 Does He Only Hook Up With You...When HE WANTS To?
#3 Did He Suggest You Celebrate Valentine's Day EARLY...or LATE, If LATE, 
      Did You Get A HEAP Of Stuff???
#4 Does He For Some Reason Have TWO Phones And You Only Have ONE 
      Number?
#5 Sometimes, Does He Walk Away When Talking On The Phone?
#6 According To How Long You've Been Dating, Did You Meet His Parents?
#7 Does He Suggest That You Too ALWAYS Go Out Of Town Together? (so you 
      wont be seen with him)
#8 Have You Met Any Of His Friends, Esp His Best Friend?
#9 Does He EVER Leave You @ his Place Alone, Only Main Chicks Get Left 
      ALONE @ His Place, For Any Period Of Time, Men Dont FULLY Trust Side 
      Chicks?
#10 Have You EVER Been To His Place, PERIOD, Or Does He ALWAYS Come 
       Over Your Place?




Welp, I Told Her, If She Has Answered YES To 5 Or More Of These Questions...


Then Got Dang My Friend...YOU ARE THE SIDE CHICK...And Get That Fixed ASAPedly




Soooo...Which One Are YOU?




Well, Until We Meet Again...




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