Step To The SIIIIIIIDE

LET Me speak on this Isssssh....


A friend of mine asked me... "Am I The SIDE Chick"...Because She Wasn't Sure...So I Told Her...Ask Yourself...These Simple Questions...And Then You'll Know If You Are The Official SIDE CHICK...




*Clears Throat*...Here We Go...




#1 Does He Whisper When You Call Him @ Time?
#2 Does He Only Hook Up With You...When HE WANTS To?
#3 Did He Suggest You Celebrate Valentine's Day EARLY...or LATE, If LATE, 
      Did You Get A HEAP Of Stuff???
#4 Does He For Some Reason Have TWO Phones And You Only Have ONE 
      Number?
#5 Sometimes, Does He Walk Away When Talking On The Phone?
#6 According To How Long You've Been Dating, Did You Meet His Parents?
#7 Does He Suggest That You Too ALWAYS Go Out Of Town Together? (so you 
      wont be seen with him)
#8 Have You Met Any Of His Friends, Esp His Best Friend?
#9 Does He EVER Leave You @ his Place Alone, Only Main Chicks Get Left 
      ALONE @ His Place, For Any Period Of Time, Men Dont FULLY Trust Side 
      Chicks?
#10 Have You EVER Been To His Place, PERIOD, Or Does He ALWAYS Come 
       Over Your Place?




Welp, I Told Her, If She Has Answered YES To 5 Or More Of These Questions...


Then Got Dang My Friend...YOU ARE THE SIDE CHICK...And Get That Fixed ASAPedly

Soooo...Which One Are YOU?

Well, Until We Meet Again...




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Yeeeean Heard???

Its officially...
 BLACK MAN LOTTO Time 
...Better Known As...
Tax Seeeason!

What You Got A $1 In Pocket...A $20 In Yo Wallet...GET BI

  

I know all yall W2s rolling and you RUNNINNNN to the tax man or to your computer, to file them thangs...

Welp, few things to ask yourself...before you GET BIG...

• Do I Owe The Government
• Do I Have Defaulted Loans?
• Do I Have Old Medical Bills Piling Up
• Did I Pay My Child Support...
• Do I Owe My School ANY Types Of Money...

Think HARD and LONG...because you DO...they finna get YO AZZ...REAL Good...Hope you know...

And dont try to get smart and say, "Well Im Not Filing My Taxes"...You might as well dumb azz, they finna get you ONE WAY or ANOTHER...

Any money in your savings...GONE

Any Land Sitting Around In your name...GONE

any assets you own ...GONE...

The IRS will GET YO AZZ...BeeeLee Dat!

So go ahead and file...and if they take it, SHIIIIIIID....atleast your debt is paid and YOUZ gonna be ROLLIN in doe next year....I think...unless you owe a WHOLE HEEEEAP Of Money...

Until We Meet Again ...

Peace!

Oh, and dont go buying no new car off the lot...KNOWING, that ish finna get REPO by April...be smart now!

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